Chili Dog Burrito

One afternoon, a man was walking down the street on his lunch break when he stumbled upon a street vendor selling burritos. Eager to try something new, he ordered the vendor's special "chili dog burrito." Upon taking a bite, he was horrified to find an entire hotdog inside, encased in beans, the whole thing wrapped in a tortilla. This assault on his sensibilities set him into a fit of rage. He threw the burrito into the street, cursing and spitting in frustration, “Fuck! Fuck! A fucking hotdog in there!”

People on the sidewalk stopped to stare, shocked by the man's outburst. Some disapproved while others laughed at the absurdity of the situation. “He thought it was a weiner,” one man laughed to himself. “

Not wanting to go back to work hungry, the man walked over to a nearby pizza vendor and ordered a slice. He savored the hot, melted cheese and flavorful sauce, a stark contrast to the hot dog filled burrito.

With a slice of pizza in hand, the man returned to the spot in the street where he had thrown the chili dog burrito and kicked it back onto the sidewalk. Taking another bite of the pizza, he continued down the sidewalk, kicking the rejected burrito ahead of him. Content with his decision, he took another bite of the pizza slice, then kicked what was left of the chili dog burrito into the street, into oncoming traffic. 

The man, still muttering curses under his breath and fuming, stormed off with the slice of pizza in hand. The rejected burrito was left in the street, a forgotten symbol of the man's anger and frustration. Despite the incident, life went on as usual and the world kept turning.